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You can be pretty sure that a martial art form isn't traditinoal if:
- Their basic katas involve two cartwheels, a backflip, prarie dogs and cottage cheese.
- Their weapons forms include "Smith & Wesson Ichiban" and "Louisville Slugger".
- Their uniforms have frills, tassels, shoot sparks and come in colors such as "Rotten Apple Red".
- Their organization patch includes a picture of a duck breathing fire.
- They claim the founder of their system was an ancient albino Okinawan shaman named "Soke Fred".
- Their idea of koshi has to do with personal gratification on a date.